Operation Enslavement Boot Protocol commences this week. Here is how the rest of this weeks card stacks up:
Christopher Conatser: Feel threatened, explains "Whaling"
Steve Poggi: Childhood Hamper Prison
Timothy Pizza: Dog Boner Bart Screaming
Ethan Albers: Posions himself on two separate occasions
Keith D'Souza: Dead Nanny Play Time
Jonathan Moore: WWF > WCW
Pam Benjamin: Breaks up with Jews, Fakes Abortion
Kollin Holtz: Deals out some hot action on "The Radiation Burning Five"
Shelly Strebel:Takes the Burning Five, and goes deeper than most!
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